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Lobster News vs. Other News Outlets
If for some absurd and outlandish reason you need confirmation of the greatness of Lobster News, take a look at this table below detailing the responses to a survey we conducted by questioning the world's entire population. The survey involves the public's opinion of different News Agencies.
| Greatest Most Amazing | Not Bad | Alright | No Thanks |
|---|---|---|---|
| Lobster News | The Onion | CNN | CBS News |
| BBC | CNN | ||
| Fox News | |||
| Every Other News Station |
- Survey data sourced from our trusted and unbiased parters at Crustacean Nation.
