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Seaside Terror: "Red Lobster"

Crustacean Nation has released new information about the notorious terrorist organization "Red Lobster". In this incredible and trustworthy article, we will describe to you their methods, crimes, potential base of operations, and anything else we know.

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Written By Epstinol Lobstradamus

May 14th 2024

As of late, a wave of terror has been crashing upon the shores of the Crustacean Nation. The infamous terrorist group, now known by the people as "Red Lobster" has been increasing its activities in the southernmost city of the country, "Agua Verge".

The methods that this organization employs have allowed its members to blend in rather seamlessly into the local population before attacking. Witness accounts tell tales of mysterious disappearances, as well as targeted acts of violence and kidnapping against vulnerable lobsters. This group has lulled many a lobster into a false sense of security, gaining the trust of the victims they don't outright take off of the streets.

Little is known about what happens to the victims of the Red Lobster once they are captured, all we have to go off of are testimonies from the few crustaceans rescued from Red Lobster's clawtches. This organization is very vigilant, and is able to remove most evidence of their activities before claw enforcement is able to take action. Some of their members could very well be reading this article as we speak.

A large portion of the evidence claw enforcement has been able to obtain in the effort to track the members of this terrorist group has been the discovery of one of their hideouts. Claw enforcement stormed the building before the criminals were able to fully clear it of the evidence of their crimes.

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- Red Lobster's previous base of operations, just hours after a police raid.

Nothing could have prepared the officers for what they discovered inside. It was a veritable house of horrors, water tanks full of several of the missing lobsters, waiting for their deaths at the hands of Red Lobster. One of the officers at the scene heard an escaping terrorist utter the word "crabcakes", it is assumed to be a codeword of some kind, or relating to some sort of involvement with Crabalia, a portion of Crustacean nation with a large crab population.

Authorities are still unsure of the true extent of Red Lobster's activities, but are actively pursuing any leads they can. Until Claw Enforcement is able to put a stop to this terrorist organization, the name "Red Lobster" will continue to strike fear into the hearts of the clawed people of Agua Verge.

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- Identities of lobsters portrayed in these images are omitted for privacy reasons.

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